No audio or video recording equipment or journalists are allowed into Sarah Palin’s speech at the Eugene Hilton later tonight, which 1) Makes me wonder what she’s trying to hide and 2) Makes any speculation regarding the content of her speech fair game. Here’s what I think the speech might entail:
-A seminar entitled “How to drop a fou…r-year obligation when something better comes along and still have people pay $250 to watch you talk”
-The life and times of a failed politician teenagers consider a “MILF” and, to a lesser extent, a “GILF”
-A detailed plan to pass Amendment 28 to the Constitution: “Freedom to not pay taxes.”
-An outline for her secret plan to plant an Italian birth certificate in the Oval Office. It’s so crazy it has to work right?
Think there may be an outburst or two of “deytookerjerbs” and “Freedom ain’t free?” You betcha!
